Monday 26th

Evil Alex aint writing report, but no worries superRangur to the rescue.

First match vs Unlicensed Drivers on the swimming pool map.

They have a mesmer and we dont have interrupts against it. Mean while I'm thinking if I can eat appelpie and Alex is snoozing off. We die. A lot. No one played well and the build didnt came to justice, I think with small adjustments we had a great 8v8 build but ppl got tired of it. So basically during the match we talk a bit till we get rapezors at vod. -2


So without any will to adjust the 8v8 build with 300% gayness (para and 2 siggy messes) we try a split heavy build Alex wanted to try. 2 Brokenstone eles and 1 Cripshot ranger in the mid walking around the map playing premade BYOB (alex calls this split builds but w/e, it is premade byob).

We play on our new home map. Frozen Isle versus Die Burger Von [???]. Needless This name is full of crap as it contains 3 german words. We split and walk around the map randomly, at some point I solo'd 4 men on my own and did it later on 3 more times. We still had a lot of troubles with the 4 man that survived so I killed that too. At VoD I'm solo'ing the guild lord on my own but I see a monk baseress (so the other 7 killed 1 guy too) and they scream something about guild gank thing (which should be no problem with 45% dp on all of them). Because they all got scarred 1 ele helps me to kill the lord, but really I could have done that just fine as well. +3

Then I saw I had my big damage ab head mask on which might makes me die =( So I changed it to less damage mask which is boring. Against Place For My [???] we won as well. I can't remember the match as it was to boring without big damage. +2

Vs Some Weird Action Team [h???] our eles where busy trying to kill archers. They got 1 over 18 minutes. We get a morale in a few minutes because their rit was scarred of cripshot while our ranger was smoking in the gate control. Then I came to get both the frontliners, ofcourse. After that the game was boring, I tried to solo 4 people again but I dont have big damage. The faggoty mesmer runs distortion and the war was randomly bullsing (and failing). +3 cause i played rangur.

+6 thnx to emo rangur

The last game was really frustrating for me as a Hammer warrior.
These faggots all had individual defensive/anti knock down skills:

Distorsion on Mesmer
Balanced stance on Monks
Blind and weakness on ele
Weapon of warding on Rit. I was really really unlucky on my bull's strikes/ Hammer Bashes on the rit, as many many times we didn't get morale just because of WoWarding grrrrrrrrr

---> I couldn't kill shit on my own except at VoD, when I solo'ed their archers while monks were QQing about a knight.

Let's have a smurf named I solo people [Val] ^^

you couldn't bull's as terrible as they did, unless you where eating cookies and placed your goldfish on the keyboard.